Joonie got a gun

Ch' dum dum dum, honey what have you done

ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound of my gun

ch' dum dum dum, honey what have you done

ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound, it's the sound

Joonie got a gun

Joonie got a gun

whole world's come undone

lookin' straight at the sun

what did that Shawnie do

what did she put you through

they say when Joonie was arrested

they found her holding Shawnie’s brain

but man she had it comin'

now that Joonie's got a gun

we ain't never gonna be the same

Joonie got a gun

Joonie got a gun

dog days just begun

now everybody is on the run

tell me now it's untrue

what did her Shawnie do

She dressed her up like a bitty baby

the girl has got to be insane

they say the spell that she was under

was kawaii-overload and thunder

knew that someone had to stop the rain

run away, run away from the Pon

run away, run away from the Pon

run away, run away

run, run away

what did that Sherry do

it's Joonie's last I-O-U

she had to take Sher down easy

she burned all those costumes

she knew she’d hafta wear them again

that girl was such a meanie

she ain't never gonna be the same

honey honey, what's the problem

tell me it ain't right

to dress you up like a turkey

or like a tiny bunny…

Joonie’s got a gun.